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| Hello. This is The_Jumbo_Shrimp. This will be the last time I update (big surprise). After two months of writing entries then deciding not to submit them, I finally admit that, despite my 1 1/2 year long attempt, I do not possess the ability to maintain any kind of life, even the most pitiful online life. I have no respect for myself. Bye Shrimpy | | |
| Hello. This is The_Jumbo_Shrimp. I just want everyone to know that I'm still here. Unlike all those who have left, I have not left. I haven't even slowed down in my coming. I haven't left comments very often because whenever I do I end up inadvertently sounding like a prick. I don't make any more entries because whenever I do I end up inevitably sounding like an idiot. Of course, these occurances can be explaned by my being a stupid prick. I mean, only a stupid prick would include the longest word in the English language in his entry, which happens to be pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which is the disease you get from silica dust when volcanos erupt. That's top prick form right there. To get back to the reason I started this entry, I'm sorry for not making any more entries if anyone out there cares, but I just haven't done and/or thought anything cool in the past few months. If I do come up with anything, though, you'll be the first to know. I Got Sick During Spring Break
I Ended Up Losing 6 Pounds
YAY Shrimpy | | |
| Hello. This is The_Jumbo_Shrimp. When there is more content in the introduction and closing then in the actual entry, your site is officially in jeopardy. I wonder if this endnote's length should add to the actual entry or the conclusion, as it only really continues the point put forth in the entry Shrimpy | | |
| Hello. This is The_Jumbo_Shrimp. A Horrible Poem (w/ nerdy inspiration!) Writing in a stupid font is something I like to do
I call my kitty's fecal matter bantha poodoo
My computer is old-skool because it was made last year
I go to online chatrooms and call myself "Teh Phear!!11!!1!" I Can't Think Of Anything Else. Don't Laugh.
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| Hello. This is The_Jumbo_Shrimp. Today is a special day. Today, I present a crappy piece of artwork off of paint that I did in my spare time between loading pages on my incredibly slow computer! (EDIT)
I take this time to tell you this is where my "art" would be if Xanga didn't butcher it. If you saw how it appeared when it was on here earlier, just know that it looks a lot better in its nonbutchered state. The only reason that I'm not deleting this entry is because of the comments already posted. Thank You.
(/EDIT) Wow! By the way, I might edit this entry so that the sky has clouds! The edit might take a while because of my back-up of work lately (explaining the lack of entries). I must admit, I am guilty of taking some time off for leisure, though. Lack Of,
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